TashaMari I would like to formally resign as the clown of records/unturned staff. I was forced into this role against my will. This has become a hostage situation and I see no end in sight. Guushi has us all locked in his basement and is forcing us to populate his servers. Someone please send help! Please know that Guushi has started a circus act and as the ringleader is making all of the staff's lives a living hell. He tries daily to make us hear him out too but we stand strong against his harassment! Please someone for the love of God someone save us all!!!!
JohnXina TashaMari Denied. You can attempt to resign again 7 days. Thank you for your service as an unturned moderator. You are here forever.
Nuru You guys get potatoes?! Fuck. I get starved period. Tells me to survive off of my tears to sustain myself. So much tyranny going on here. Send help.
battlemodeboss Nuru I get a bottle of bleach to drink, tide pods to eat, and aluminum foil as a blanket
Interlatist I've got a little black book to put my poems, got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in, when I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in
urgirldad what does grass look like? what does the sun feel like? i only know potatoes, this basement, and the screams of topqz
TashaMari Wait yall get shit??? I am just locked in a tiny ass closet chained to a desk with a computer with nothing but ttt on it. Poor topqz is locked in a dog kennel thats locked in a tiny ass room with Inter. We need help! Where is our rescue team?
Interlatist TashaMari Hey, he's here by choice, mine and tops' arrangement is way different from yours